Having your performance review lately?? Then get some ideas on what your employer really meant from this story!!

A newly-joined trainee engineer asks his boss:

Trainee : What is the meaning of appraisal ?

Boss : ” Do you know the meaning of resignation ? “

Trainee : ” Yes, I do. “

Boss : ” So let me make you understand what an appraisal is by comparing it with resignation. “

• In an appraisal meeting they will speak only about your weakness, errors and failures.
• In a resignation meeting they will speak only about your strengths, past achievements and success.

• During an appraisal you may need to cry and beg for even a 10% pay hike.
• In a resignation meeting you can easily demand ( or get more without asking ) more than 50-60% pay-hike !

• During an appraisal, they will deny promotion saying that you did not meet the expectation, you don’t have leadership qualities, and that you had several drawbacks in reaching objective/goal.
• During resignation, they’ll say you are the core member of the team; that you are the vision of the company, and so ” How can you go ? “; you have to take the project on your shoulders and lead your juniors to success.
  

• There is a 90% chance of not getting any significant incentives after appraisal.
• There is a 90% chance of getting an immediate pay-hike after you put in your resignation.
  

Trainee : ” Yes, boss, good enough. Now I know what to do.

When you are about to do my appraisal, I will resign. “

What would you do if you picked up a Death Note?? I would probably say that i’ll write down the names of all the terrorists on wanted list and ask for world peace if i am competing for a Miss Universe title. But i’m not, so i think i’ll just write down the name of all my enemies and those who irritate me. muahahaahahahaha….
This live action adaptation of Takeshi Obata’s Death Note manga is about Shinigami who dropped a notebook in the human world where a weary genius, Light Yagami, picked it up. This was the notebook of death that determined people’s death. Light decides to create an ideal world and begins to hold the scales to judge the criminals in his discretion.

How To Use The Death Note:

• The human whose name is written in this note shall die.
• This note will not take effect unless the writer has the person’s face in their mind when writing his/her name. Therefore, people sharing the same name will not be affected.
• If the cause of death is written within 40 seconds of writing the person’s name, it will happen.
• If the cause of death is not specified, the person will simply die of a heart attack.
• After writing the cause of death, details of the death should be written in the next 6 minutes and 40 seconds.
• This note shall become the property of the human world, once it touches the ground of (arrives in) the human world.
• The owner of the note can recognize the image and voice of its original owner, that is, a god of death.
• The human who uses this note can neither go to Heaven nor Hell.